Holy Neices Birthday......!!!!!

So what are the scariest words a parent can here...."Mommy..Aunt Lizzy I wanna go to Chuck E Cheese for my Birthday!" On the one hand you desperately want to give her a wonderful fun birthday...on the other hand you really want to be able to claim some sanity afterward....I will let you know how to accomplish this.
You and your sister (both of us being a grand age of ** and **) leave all the kids with your husband and run like hell to the skee ball section ( because it's the only game ya'll know how to play there) and pretend like you don't see the kids periodically coming to you for coins and tickets. It works just long enough for you to feel like you didn't just spend 2 hours chasing small children and breaking a sweat for no reward. Promise.
So I did find out that apparently my nephews know all the words to I Will Survive and enjoy dancing around my living room singing it at the top of their lungs...who knew...

Hey anyone think it's a shocker that most of Obama's financial advisers are "leaving" aka getting canned by November?
Also think I might have to take on the whole Lonestar College Financial Aid department because apparently they feel it is kosher to accept people's important documentation and then lose it...Awesome...wish I was already a lawyer...
Ok so I'm tired and not near as funny as I believe I could be so adios for the evening. I'll be back when I have something worthwhile to discuss...like the out come of the plumbing company thinking it was a good idea to break into my renovation property to access a power source that they were supposed to provide for themselves...as in a generator. Once again...awesome.
I am going to leave you with a little something from Texts From Last Night because they are awesome:
(206):
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.

(970):

There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun