Soooo.......who wants a Jeep...?

So I've been looking for a specific Chevy Tahoe for a few months, and I finally found it!!!! Exciting right! So I bought it. It is all that is awesome. One problem.....
I still have the Jeep.....
I know I know, ya'll are probably like "well why didn't you trade it in?!". I will explain. My Jeep has a retail of about $18-20k. This dealership was only going to give me 14k. So I said "peace!". Now I really need to get rid of this thing before I have to pay another car note!!!!! Man this sucks, I can't even enjoy my new car!!!!!!
And in other happy news...my computer got infected by a crazy virus (not this one) yayayayayay!!!!!!! =(
This, when I have a crazy Excel project due. FML.
Well next week I have an MRI on my hip joint to look forward to, this is where I get to find out if I really have something wrong or if I'm a hypochondriac. Yay for crazy medical tests I get to go downtown for!
Ok everyone have a good weekend, I'll talk to you later!

Bummer

So my weekend started out soooo promising. I got to go see my husbands band play, they were uber fantastic!!!!!!!!!!! They pretty much kicked ass, brought in the biggest crowd of the night and generally impressed the hell outta everyone. Only sucky part of that night was me not being able to drink cause of these meds I'm on!!! (only 2 days left for those) Then spent the next day at the Rice Harvest Festival, it was nice!!
But then Sunday happened....I did my thing, got tons of food ready, pumped up ready to watch some Dallas Football.....WOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOO......or so you think.....it started out bad, got better, then we had to go screw it all up!!!!!!! As always!!!!!! man...1-4 is just embarrassing....Jerry Jones needs to stop saying we're gonna do great things!!!!! That's when we jack up!!!! Man, I'm gonna let it go for now...my blood pressure is rising....well kids....I'm gonna go, go things to do....
I get to shampoo my carpet!!! Yay...............
Peace out!!!!!!!

FRIDAY!

So it's Friday again. WooHoo!!! I get to go see my hubby and his band play tonight! I haven't been able to go in a long time. But what sucks is I'm on meds that don't let me drink!!!! DAMNATION!!!!!!
Anyway....So I got totally excited that someone was gonna buy my Jeep so I could go get my Tahoe....but no...for some reason he was looking at a Range Rover in L.A. and it got sent to me....bummer...
I have nothing else to report other than I have found the bright spot in having to wake up an hour earlier to take my brother to school...I can now listen to Walton and Johnson in the morning! Those guys make my heart happy!!! Well it's off to frantically do homework before it's due!!!! Cheers and have a good weekend!!!!!!!

Not being a B****

Ok so I try very hard not to be an angry bitch.....but it so hard and I fail soooo often.( I'm sorry Matt I know I'm hard to live with!!!!!!!)(<--my poor husband) I don't understand the level of entitlement that society feels today. I mean sure they actually are entitled to alot of stuff, but should people really be able to just open their mouths and proceed to waste my oxygen?! Take my computer class last night...there are these three guys in the back that are obviously overqualified to be in the class and are only there because it is required. Instead of just sitting there, being helpful if necessary, and making an easy A they have to present themselves in the most obnoxious pompous way possible. They sit there and consistently challenge the teacher and talk to her in the most disrespectful way possible. Fine if you don't think she's doing a good job, switch classes, talk to her one on one after class, but don't disrupt the rest of class by carrying on side conversations with each other while the teacher is trying to teach the rest of us who haven't been working in the IT field for the past 20 freakin years!!!!! I have to sit there and literally calm myself! my heart starts pounding I get so mad! I really want to start a political movement.
I mean face it we really need to insert reality and common sense back into mainstream life. I occasionally consider taking poli sci classes just so I can know how to argue these things better.
So we are about to start getting sued by random third world countries (instigated by the ever fabulous UN).
Why? you ask....well apparently we the U.S. and maybe a few other countries that are "overdeveloped" are being sued for causing "global warming/the climate disturbance" that negatively affects underdeveloped countries (somehow) more than every other country? Umm yeah, for one over half the scientists in the world have already proven that this whole deal is out of our control, it is something that occurs naturally on our planet every how ever many years. If you want an example on how out of our hands it is here you go: over the past several years we have made progress on clearing  up the air and reducing pollution....and everyone is patting themselves on the back for being so eco minded....which is a good thing!....but.....remember that volcano in Iceland that spewed for weeks and cancelled flights all over the globe? well that eruption effectively cancelled out and then some every effort and stride forward we humans had made toward helping the ozone. And look....it was a natural occurrence! we had no control over it! just like every other volcano...they produce hundreds of times more air pollution than we do! This is not saying we're not screwing things up on our own, we seem to be really good at that too.
Ok I digress....got a little involved there for a minute...and to think I was contemplating more coffee......whoa.....
anyway....have a nice rest of your day, I have to go get mine really going....stupid dishes don't do themselves, plus the dog is trying to eat my daughters hair because apparently she believed that her breakfast would be way better on her head!!!! yay for teaching self sufficiency!!!!

Holy Cow!

Holy crap! I just looked at some of the ads on my page, and they're for Immigration Lawyers, to help Illegals! Man that really chaps my ass, I don't know how to change it! Freaking Crap!!!!!!!!!!

Freakin Dog

So what the crap am I supposed to do about my freakin dog!? I mean he is a super smart yet at the same time "special" German Shepherd 9 month old puppy. I know, I know the key word there was puppy, but still, he won't keep his freakin teeth to himself! To get any attention or basically for any reason, he keeps mouthing/ nipping at everyone plus eating or attempting to eat everything...I still don't know where that mop bucket went, I mean geez even the metal handle is missing. And he jumped my 6ft fence for the second time because of construction equipment behind my house. Anyway I'm lost, don't know what to do, can't afford some of these crazy expensive trainers around here.
Anyway looking forward to going to an orthopedic appointment in the morning, hope they don't just throw ibuprofen at me and call it good.
Found a food truck the other day and it is totally bling blinging! Yeah the whole outside is like diamond plated sheet metal...how sweet is that! Man I will be straight up BLINDING people going down the road! I think I would need theme music to drive it. That would be awesome.
So has anyone ever wanted to go to..say...home depot and just spend money? I don't really have anything I need...I just wanted to wander around and find cool stuff. Man that place is like crack...
And in case your wondering about the randomness of this post, I am simply procrastinating on doing homework....I feel it is not conducive to my well being right now.
In other news my daughter is still saying "shit" I don't know how much longer I can pass it off as "sit"....people are starting to catch on...plus I probably shouldn't find it so amusing....damn this parenting stuff! It was cool when I was just the Aunt and could teach them bad stuff, laugh at my sister and run away!
Ah well....still waiting for something awesome to happen, that way this blog can become interesting...although I feel like people could post comments to further that along. Kinda feel like that crazy person that talks to themselves and you just throw change at.
OH forgot, so went to the salon the other day, and had this Mexican lady do my hair, this woman had like peacock shades of blue and green as eyeshadow and crazy improbable red hair...I was scared...and I discovered that when you here "Ay No" (in Hispanic accent) that means that she just cut your bangs way to short! Awesome....
At least the color came out good, now I just have to wait a few weeks for the rest of it to look good, man I haven't had bangs this short (bangs period) since I was 8. So weird looking.
I am not leaving you any quotes today because I am trying to find out if I even legally can....so I'll get back to you on that.
Politics wise...honestly haven't been watching the news or anything it's all the same stuff right now anyway...
So we will leave it at People suck and make me angry on a regular basis. So Cheers have a good Monday.
Peace out.....

So Tired

Man, it has been three days of battle...me vs cold...I can't even tell who's winning right now. I hope it's me. I also get to be on meds that "react violently" with alcohol...yay... FML any way...once again at a boring part of life...no one is fighting, it hasn't really been funny, well my little sister got stung by a scorpion at the gym, that was amusing. I have acquired two of my brothers as roommates, one of which is in high school and I face the dilemma of making him go to school when I totally understand the early on set of senioritis. I have my daughter running around the house yelling poop and climbing the stairs ON THE OUTSIDE OF THE RAILING! And my husband tried to ride the dog earlier. So, yeah, normal shit. I think I'm gonna go live in Belize. On a positive note I apparently don't need to wear XL leggings anymore, down to a large...oh yeah....
I must speak about my Cowboys for a min...Lord knows I love my Boys and I was so nervous about the Texans game that my stomach hurt... I barely even drank! Roy Williams finally realized he was getting paid to actually play football. I just have to say that with the amount of talent going on on that team they better keep up the pace. I'm STILL hearing it from my in-laws about losing to their ass-hat Bears.
So this is another short one. I took benedryl and I'm feeling awesome! The bed is singing to me!
So here are some little tidbits....
Utah is progressing towards adopting a similar bill as Arizona...personally feel that this is AWESOME and hope Texas is next.
My special kids in the Army once again proved they don't learn from past mistakes and got caught with pics of them with dead bodies....man if your gonna do it fine...but don't email them all over the freakin FOB you tards! How many times are you guys gonna get caught with this stupid crap!
..........sorry got distracted by ESPN...............
Ok, ummmmmm yeah nevermind totally lost where I was going with the next one so we will move onto:
textsfromlastnight.com

(508):

He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him

(402):

On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.

(262):

We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.

Sweet Victory

Sunday has come and gone again, but this time the Dallas Cowboys have left behind that sweet beautiful victory over Houston! Honestly they could lose all the other games of the season and it wouldn't have been as bad as if they had lost yesterday, with all the shit talkin that Houstonians were talkin!!! Ok so that is an exaggeration....I will still be pissed if they lose...... Meanwhile my husband (he's a Bears fan *shudder*) is trying to corrupt our daughter and my nieces and nephews by getting them to run around the house saying Da Bears....He might meet a foul end...I haven't decided yet...
So in other news I apparently suck at computer class...that's awesome...and I have discovered that I have no life due to overwhelming amount of shows that I "had" to watch on this season premier week. I have a show for 5 out of the week. I believe that might be a sign that I don't get out as much as I should...oh well.
So also looking at becoming a cop again...don't know how I feel about that...On paper I look like I have 5 years of patrol experience, but I don't think it really counts if it was in foreign countries.
So here are our closing thoughts provided by textsfromlastnight.com :

(361):

Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?

(617):

When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.

-see I always say I hate people and on the one hand I really do...then I read shit like this and realize I finally understand what Love/Hate relationship means...cause I really love the stupid crap people say and do!!!!

Holy Neices Birthday......!!!!!

So what are the scariest words a parent can here...."Mommy..Aunt Lizzy I wanna go to Chuck E Cheese for my Birthday!" On the one hand you desperately want to give her a wonderful fun birthday...on the other hand you really want to be able to claim some sanity afterward....I will let you know how to accomplish this.
You and your sister (both of us being a grand age of ** and **) leave all the kids with your husband and run like hell to the skee ball section ( because it's the only game ya'll know how to play there) and pretend like you don't see the kids periodically coming to you for coins and tickets. It works just long enough for you to feel like you didn't just spend 2 hours chasing small children and breaking a sweat for no reward. Promise.
So I did find out that apparently my nephews know all the words to I Will Survive and enjoy dancing around my living room singing it at the top of their lungs...who knew...

Hey anyone think it's a shocker that most of Obama's financial advisers are "leaving" aka getting canned by November?
Also think I might have to take on the whole Lonestar College Financial Aid department because apparently they feel it is kosher to accept people's important documentation and then lose it...Awesome...wish I was already a lawyer...
Ok so I'm tired and not near as funny as I believe I could be so adios for the evening. I'll be back when I have something worthwhile to discuss...like the out come of the plumbing company thinking it was a good idea to break into my renovation property to access a power source that they were supposed to provide for themselves...as in a generator. Once again...awesome.
I am going to leave you with a little something from Texts From Last Night because they are awesome:
(206):
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.

(970):

There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun

Car Shopping

So I go to a dealership that is unlike every dealership that I have ever been to because it is an ebay dealership...that you can go to in person...? Well let me just tell you it is awesome. I have been looking for a Tahoe for what seems like forever (reality: a couple months) anyway you call up schedule a test drive for any vehicles you found on their website that you like, walk in they give you keys...THEN LEAVE YOU ALONE! It was great, no hounding, so sales pitches...nada...they don't pressure you cause they don't have to! They list their car's world wide so it will get sold with or without them having to be a**holes. This story doesn' t have a happy ending for me though...still didn't find that special Tahoe that is just for me...oh well I'll find that little bastard!
So I haven't written in a few days... been doing school work (and shopping for cars). I went to my business law class for the first time on Tuesday, I think it will be much more interesting than I first thought. Although I have to get my head wrapped around law in a business sense instead of your everyday jackass speeding down the road with a baggie of something they're not supposed to have. THIS ISN'T A DEBATE CLASS LIZ! CALM DOWN!!
Have you ever found yourself looking up random things on the web? I know you have!!!! Well last night for some reason I found myself looking up My Little Ponies...weird..weirder is that some 'tard is trying to sell an Italian? MLP for like $1300. Really!!!!!! come on now I love my '80's toy's like everyone else but this person has to go under my "special" kid of the day category. Now moving on with my apparent A.D.D. of the evening.
I am a little upset that I do not get to go see my husbands first "official" gig tomorrow night. Instead I get to work with html code and other crap for my computer class. I would much rather go and jam to what will undoubtedly be some sweet tunes......FML....
Ok here we go.....
Immigration....oh lord help us all....why oh why are we the only country not allowed to have immigration laws that get upheld? Not by our own politicians, and according to every country in the world we are complete bastards to try and penalize any one who IS illegal....Screw this....To every liberal, bleeding heart, democrat, republican, whoever, THEY ARE BREAKING THE LAW!!!!!!!! it is illegal to come here with no documentation, it is illegal to assume false identities to remain here. Let's all take a minute and look at the definition of ILLEGAL :

¹il·le·gal adj \(ˌ)i(l)-ˈlē-gəl\   Definition of ILLEGAL:

: not according to or authorized by law : unlawful, illicit; also : not sanctioned by official rules (as of a game)

 

Thank you Merriam-Webster dictionary people.

Ok so why can we not deal with that as we would any other criminal? I'm tired of the American public paying over 5.8 billion dollars a year for illegals of any nationality, to go to school, get better health care that most actual citizens, get more government housing help than most Americans and generally have a better way of life than the people that actually contribute. An argument is that our economy would fail if all illegals magically vanished....bullshit...cause they don't pay taxes!!!! We spend more on them every year than they contribute by buying shit from their own also illegal friends and family!!!!!  Thanks but no...I am at the point where sometimes it sounds like a good idea to become an ex-pat which is sad since I love my country, but apparently no one who has the power to save it, will.

Ahhh exercise you are no longer my friend

So a few short years ago while I was in the Army running a 3-4 miles in an hour at 0630 was a pain in the ass, but totally within the scope of my ability. Now....not so much. In my head I can still knock out 55 push ups in 2 min and struggle to 60 sit ups in 2min, I can run (maybe not fast) decently. Lately I have trouble with 20 p/u and sit ups...forget about it, it's all crunches now baby. Running I can manage a turkey trot for about a mile and a half, and that's mostly due to my over energized German Shepherd dragging me home all I have to do is stay upright! It's awesome. I am the only 28 year old whose hip gives out on her on an almost daily basis, this is crap. I want to get exercise equipment but I have to be honest with myself enough to realize I am total shit at self motivation. Apparently I can only do what I need to under threat of being shown up or embarrassed in a group. Anyone got any suggestions on how to self motivate?
Ok pity party brought on by seeing my little sister looking like Malibu Barbie in a bikini is done...promise.
So here is a new question for all the people that AREN'T reading this blog.....anyone know where to get a mobile food kitchen/truck? Or here is another one...What the hell kind of dog is used for the Seattle street style cream cheese dog?!?!?!?!?!?
P.S. hopefully in a week I will be able to write about the start of my 1st renovation project!!!!!
Also it's 9/11 I hope everyone took a moment to at least remember and pay respects to the victims and also offer up a little pray, whisper, anything that all those responsible or like those responsible find their deaths in the most heinous and disgusting and painful way possible on this earth =)
I'm about ready to take America back, I believe it's time to get some values back and a little bit of reality. I don't think we need any radical crazy as parties running around getting themselves on t.v. for the hell of it. I think we need some damn intelligent; ass kicking; not giving a crap about PC shit; people to stand up and start taking it back. I am in the process of educating myself so that I can speak intelligently on the "important" issues and I think everyone else should too, or at least be aware of them and not be scared because someone might call the ACLU or the NAACP.....screw them, their outdated and as unnecessary as affirmative action in my opinion. There is a black man as president so I think they've pretty much made the top. And anyone who wants to say but he's half black half white....wrong! that man put himself down as African American on the 2010 census not "other" so he obviously considers himself black, that's fine. I'm not racist I am an equal opportunity discriminator. I dislike the idiots of all races! So I will leave you here before I really get into it.
Have a good weekend all!

Another Friday

So here we start a new weekend and I already know that it won't be near as exciting as last weekend. Wanna know why? Because this one doesn't involve the beach! Maybe I should just give in to my husband and go live in Belize. That would so rock! I could sit there in tropical splendor, with an island bar selling alcohol to loaded tourists....ahhhhh the life sounds good to me!
On the real front though...who knew it would be so freakin hard to find a food truck in freakin Houston! I mean their crawling all over the place! Whatever.
Anyhow....think I need to start a political movement....yeah it could rock....all I wanna know is who's comin with me...eh eh....no one...that's cool.......

What to do...

Have you ever had so many ideas that are completely awesome and completely doable...you just don't know how to get them started? That's where I am. I have 3 business plans...I just have to figure out how to implement them. Each business will inturn fund the other ones. So to start I have to figure out the logistics of starting a mobile food truck. If anyone knows be sure to drop me a line! I am going to keep my discoveries, successes and failures updated on here.
Also things are finally starting to move forward on the renovation, getting the pipes replaced, gonna have movers come in and get the furniture and boxes out. Then it's game on!!! I really hope I don't screw this up to bad cause I have to do my mom's house to! Lord help us all!!!
Meanwhile it would appear that I can not write one of these with out digressing into fatkid mode. So on that front I made the absolutely best BBQ Chicken pizza last night! Honestly when I open my full bar/resturant it is going to take prime spot on the menu!!!!
I don't have any political ammo to thow at ya'll yet today, so I will just say if you know a kid or a teenager (who is not totally lost in the emo/apathetic trend) take a minute to educate them on respect. I honestly don't think they know what it means, other than it's a word. I was at my nephews and niece's elementary school the other day and the safety kids come out to do the flag. And while a teacher stands ACROSS the driveway and just watches them, these kids take the AMERICAN and the TEXAS flag down crumple them into balls to take inside. Now call me crazy but I know that you are supposed to fold the flag upon taking in down from a pole and I know that there are FEDERAL Laws governing this. It's not the kids fault they don't know. It's ours and it's that teachers. So I will leave you guys a link and see what you think. Cheers!

This was aired 40 years ago, how crazy to see how accurately he nailed it!

Ahhhh The Weekend Is Done and the fun begins...

So after a "relaxing" weekend at the beach in which my husband got out fished by our 9 year old nephew (who has only fished twice now in his life) and I got to chase an 18 month old bound and determined to find a way into the water without me. The last day of which we got to spend touring the very cool Seawolf Park with the USS Stewart Destroyer Escort and the USS Cavalla submarine. I will say it was bad ass, but the USS Stewart desperately needs restoration I hope they get the funding they need.
I did however find a condo that seems promising...I mean how can you beat 30k for a 1bd 1ba a block from beach! Ahhhhhh
So today I had a realization...I should be on drugs...I stood today while a random tropical storm shoots through Texas (which means lots of rain!) and my dog ran full out in figure eights around my house, and my daughter ran up and down the sofa screaming at the top of her lungs. All I could do was stand there and hope to not be a casualty. Then I go pick up my mom and brother to go to the doctor and find out he has shingles........how jacked up is that. Poor guy.
So I am pretty sure that I had a whole bunch of stuff to write about at one point but right now I can't think of a damn thing. So I guess it is off to read my Humanities homework. Yay.
Peace out!

P.S. the Pastor in FL is an irresponsible jackass. Now I have my personally not so nice feelings towards radical Islamist but to make a move like burning the Koran is going to spark a rash of unnecessary violence against our own people. I say if you feel hatred towards the Radical Muslims, mount a hunting party and take THEM out. I'm just saying get rid of them don't kill our own to make a political point! I personally want to wage a war against willfully stupid people, think I can get support for that!

AHHHHH Friday

Now for most people Friday is a symbol of the end of the work week, this is still true for stay at home mom's that don't have kids in school. Because this means the other adult in the house will be around to help!!! Yes!!!! But this weekend is gonna rock anyway cause we are trying to make one last trip to Galveston happen!!!
Plan:
-make it there and it not be raining
-let munchkin run free and wild around the beach since she is a complete water baby
-have heart attacks while said munchkin is doing the above and try to find the toddler leash deal I bought
-decide I can't take it anymore with the anxiety and/or some catastrophe happens pack up go back to Aunt's beach house.
- chill out eat, put baby to bed, have some beer, contemplate how great it would be to buy the lot next to her and build dream beach house, make slightly intoxicated plans that will all come crashing down when we sober up and realize we didn't win the lottery.

Ok sounds good! I will also be pretending to myself that I am going to read the chapters I need to for school, so I hope everyone has as good a wknd as I plan on!!!
Cheers!

I got nothin.......

So we can just go ahead and say that this was one of those completely boring days, the only thing of note that I did was go to an MRI place that was inconveniently far away, just so I could take off my bra and let another chick take x-rays of my chest....yay... Because honestly why does my doctor think that out of now where I suddenly have asthma....I personally had money on heart issues due to my extremely bad eating habits. Sorry never quit got over my disgust of vegetables. Hooray for V8 Fusion!!!!!!

Oh and I got my vehicle inspected.....double yay! And tomorrow I get to let a bunch of random workers come and rip up my catwalk and build it correctly- like they should have done IN THE FIRST PLACE!!
Anyway no need to be cranky, Good news is that the school corrected the class issue I was having so all good in the hood.

P.S. At some point in time can we cut the politically correct b.s.? I really don't care if people get offended, get over it! Put on your big girl and boy pants and move on! Bunch of whiney cry babies.........

Also

So I find out the other day that the renovation project I'm working on getting started (which is my first) is gonna get even more interesting. I had a hydrostatic test done and the house (my grandmother's) is on two systems pipe wise... one of them has to be replaced completely. So now I have to find out if 5k is a decent proposal....man I wish I already knew this stuff.
This is what happens when you love HGTV and DIY and HomeDepot. I really feel more attachment to my home improvement card than any other and I haven't even gotten to really break it in yet.....oh happy day when I do!

Ahhhhhh 1st Day of School

Remember when you were a kid and the first day of school came around? The night before you would lay out all your supplies, make sure you had everything, then pack it away just right. Check out your clothes and try to decide which outfit would make the biggest impact, while still saying "I'm cool....". The fear, the excitement, the "man....why do we have to go back to school.....?". Good times....and nothing like being -- years old and going to college where you attempt to log on to your classes for 7 freaking hours and getting nothing but "the maximum number of cookies for blahblahblah has been reached......." I'm going to shoot whoever named them cookies! What are they anyway?! Then I got the brilliant idea to do the online chat support. Wow. So I do the thing get them all involved get them to bring up my classes so I can know what the hell I'm supposed to be doing, and what happens? I'll tell you... I get put some how into a different class than what I registered for...the class that I am supposed to be taking tonight! Now I have some random Egyptian? Indian? MiddleEastern? teacher and crap. NO! So I went to the class I was supposed to have originally and talked to that teacher....she tells me...cross your fingers. So yay me I get a "bless your heart" on the first day of school, and as anyone from the south knows that phrase is 10 kinds of special, basically meaning, "awww you poor special kid......"
But I drag my sister to this class and it was like -- years had fallen away and never happened. We are once again the only people in the room giggling and talking as she writes shit on my paper. But boy howdy do we have some spectacular shit for brains in this class. Should be fun, hopefully I get to stay in it! I'll let you know.
In other news, I some how stubbed my toes 5 times today and saw a black guy on the Jetsons. Who knew?

P.S. It is not racial discrimination to target illegals, just because most of them are brown doesn't mean shit, bet if there was a crazy Russian or something they would have to prove status too, get over yourselves! Just because all you can see is your own brown skin and cry racism doesn't mean that is the deciding factor for everyone else. Illegal Aliens are just that ILLEGAL, I don't want to pay for them any more, and at over 5 BILLION dollars a year neither should any other AMERICAN!

Holy Fat Kid Sunday

You know it's gonna be a good day when you wake up on the verge of hangover because you and your sister had mommy sleepover the night before, to your child and your nephews and neice already up and running around. The coffee held things at bay until I just gave up and like a dork worked on a puzzle ALL day long....wow.... Then comes the wonderful , now Sunday tradition, montage of fat kid happiness otherwise known as Man vs Food, triple D, and any number of other mouthwatering shows that the Travel Channel, Food Network and now Cooking Channel can come up with. I swear, I think I really want to get a tape worm and travel to all of these places just to gorge myself on all of these amazing looking dishes. I mean it sounds good right, solid plan......everyone it's ok don't worry I'm not really gonna get a worm....or am I.... hahahahaha well as I sit here and contemplate the vast happiness that is on screen in front of me I will leave ya'll to decide for yourselves about the tape worm.
P.S. School starts tomorrow and that is a very unfortunate deal expecially since I'm taking really boring classes....I mean what  could possibly be entertaining about Bussiness Law.
P.P.S. Nancy Pelosi is the single worst thing to happen to our country since the Great Depression.....

Nice to see you......

So here we start... I guess it's polite to start with a little about myself. 28 year old mother of one, wife, ex-military, student, there I guess that qualifies as a little, it just gets boring after that. Here we're gonna talk about alot of stuff...politics, current events, how I'm failing or not at renovating, all mixed in with the completely random crap that happens to my family.
So when I get inspired I'll start this thing really going.....
P.S. Obama sucks at life.......