I got nothin.......

So we can just go ahead and say that this was one of those completely boring days, the only thing of note that I did was go to an MRI place that was inconveniently far away, just so I could take off my bra and let another chick take x-rays of my chest....yay... Because honestly why does my doctor think that out of now where I suddenly have asthma....I personally had money on heart issues due to my extremely bad eating habits. Sorry never quit got over my disgust of vegetables. Hooray for V8 Fusion!!!!!!

Oh and I got my vehicle inspected.....double yay! And tomorrow I get to let a bunch of random workers come and rip up my catwalk and build it correctly- like they should have done IN THE FIRST PLACE!!
Anyway no need to be cranky, Good news is that the school corrected the class issue I was having so all good in the hood.

P.S. At some point in time can we cut the politically correct b.s.? I really don't care if people get offended, get over it! Put on your big girl and boy pants and move on! Bunch of whiney cry babies.........

Also

So I find out the other day that the renovation project I'm working on getting started (which is my first) is gonna get even more interesting. I had a hydrostatic test done and the house (my grandmother's) is on two systems pipe wise... one of them has to be replaced completely. So now I have to find out if 5k is a decent proposal....man I wish I already knew this stuff.
This is what happens when you love HGTV and DIY and HomeDepot. I really feel more attachment to my home improvement card than any other and I haven't even gotten to really break it in yet.....oh happy day when I do!

Ahhhhhh 1st Day of School

Remember when you were a kid and the first day of school came around? The night before you would lay out all your supplies, make sure you had everything, then pack it away just right. Check out your clothes and try to decide which outfit would make the biggest impact, while still saying "I'm cool....". The fear, the excitement, the "man....why do we have to go back to school.....?". Good times....and nothing like being -- years old and going to college where you attempt to log on to your classes for 7 freaking hours and getting nothing but "the maximum number of cookies for blahblahblah has been reached......." I'm going to shoot whoever named them cookies! What are they anyway?! Then I got the brilliant idea to do the online chat support. Wow. So I do the thing get them all involved get them to bring up my classes so I can know what the hell I'm supposed to be doing, and what happens? I'll tell you... I get put some how into a different class than what I registered for...the class that I am supposed to be taking tonight! Now I have some random Egyptian? Indian? MiddleEastern? teacher and crap. NO! So I went to the class I was supposed to have originally and talked to that teacher....she tells me...cross your fingers. So yay me I get a "bless your heart" on the first day of school, and as anyone from the south knows that phrase is 10 kinds of special, basically meaning, "awww you poor special kid......"
But I drag my sister to this class and it was like -- years had fallen away and never happened. We are once again the only people in the room giggling and talking as she writes shit on my paper. But boy howdy do we have some spectacular shit for brains in this class. Should be fun, hopefully I get to stay in it! I'll let you know.
In other news, I some how stubbed my toes 5 times today and saw a black guy on the Jetsons. Who knew?

P.S. It is not racial discrimination to target illegals, just because most of them are brown doesn't mean shit, bet if there was a crazy Russian or something they would have to prove status too, get over yourselves! Just because all you can see is your own brown skin and cry racism doesn't mean that is the deciding factor for everyone else. Illegal Aliens are just that ILLEGAL, I don't want to pay for them any more, and at over 5 BILLION dollars a year neither should any other AMERICAN!

Holy Fat Kid Sunday

You know it's gonna be a good day when you wake up on the verge of hangover because you and your sister had mommy sleepover the night before, to your child and your nephews and neice already up and running around. The coffee held things at bay until I just gave up and like a dork worked on a puzzle ALL day long....wow.... Then comes the wonderful , now Sunday tradition, montage of fat kid happiness otherwise known as Man vs Food, triple D, and any number of other mouthwatering shows that the Travel Channel, Food Network and now Cooking Channel can come up with. I swear, I think I really want to get a tape worm and travel to all of these places just to gorge myself on all of these amazing looking dishes. I mean it sounds good right, solid plan......everyone it's ok don't worry I'm not really gonna get a worm....or am I.... hahahahaha well as I sit here and contemplate the vast happiness that is on screen in front of me I will leave ya'll to decide for yourselves about the tape worm.
P.S. School starts tomorrow and that is a very unfortunate deal expecially since I'm taking really boring classes....I mean what  could possibly be entertaining about Bussiness Law.
P.P.S. Nancy Pelosi is the single worst thing to happen to our country since the Great Depression.....

Nice to see you......

So here we start... I guess it's polite to start with a little about myself. 28 year old mother of one, wife, ex-military, student, there I guess that qualifies as a little, it just gets boring after that. Here we're gonna talk about alot of stuff...politics, current events, how I'm failing or not at renovating, all mixed in with the completely random crap that happens to my family.
So when I get inspired I'll start this thing really going.....
P.S. Obama sucks at life.......