Remember when you were a kid and the first day of school came around? The night before you would lay out all your supplies, make sure you had everything, then pack it away just right. Check out your clothes and try to decide which outfit would make the biggest impact, while still saying "I'm cool....". The fear, the excitement, the "man....why do we have to go back to school.....?". Good times....and nothing like being -- years old and going to college where you attempt to log on to your classes for 7 freaking hours and getting nothing but "the maximum number of cookies for blahblahblah has been reached......." I'm going to shoot whoever named them cookies! What are they anyway?! Then I got the brilliant idea to do the online chat support. Wow. So I do the thing get them all involved get them to bring up my classes so I can know what the hell I'm supposed to be doing, and what happens? I'll tell you... I get put some how into a different class than what I registered for...the class that I am supposed to be taking tonight! Now I have some random Egyptian? Indian? MiddleEastern? teacher and crap. NO! So I went to the class I was supposed to have originally and talked to that teacher....she tells me...cross your fingers. So yay me I get a "bless your heart" on the first day of school, and as anyone from the south knows that phrase is 10 kinds of special, basically meaning, "awww you poor special kid......"
But I drag my sister to this class and it was like -- years had fallen away and never happened. We are once again the only people in the room giggling and talking as she writes shit on my paper. But boy howdy do we have some spectacular shit for brains in this class. Should be fun, hopefully I get to stay in it! I'll let you know.
In other news, I some how stubbed my toes 5 times today and saw a black guy on the Jetsons. Who knew?
P.S. It is not racial discrimination to target illegals, just because most of them are brown doesn't mean shit, bet if there was a crazy Russian or something they would have to prove status too, get over yourselves! Just because all you can see is your own brown skin and cry racism doesn't mean that is the deciding factor for everyone else. Illegal Aliens are just that ILLEGAL, I don't want to pay for them any more, and at over 5 BILLION dollars a year neither should any other AMERICAN!
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