Soooo.......who wants a Jeep...?

So I've been looking for a specific Chevy Tahoe for a few months, and I finally found it!!!! Exciting right! So I bought it. It is all that is awesome. One problem.....
I still have the Jeep.....
I know I know, ya'll are probably like "well why didn't you trade it in?!". I will explain. My Jeep has a retail of about $18-20k. This dealership was only going to give me 14k. So I said "peace!". Now I really need to get rid of this thing before I have to pay another car note!!!!! Man this sucks, I can't even enjoy my new car!!!!!!
And in other happy news...my computer got infected by a crazy virus (not this one) yayayayayay!!!!!!! =(
This, when I have a crazy Excel project due. FML.
Well next week I have an MRI on my hip joint to look forward to, this is where I get to find out if I really have something wrong or if I'm a hypochondriac. Yay for crazy medical tests I get to go downtown for!
Ok everyone have a good weekend, I'll talk to you later!

Bummer

So my weekend started out soooo promising. I got to go see my husbands band play, they were uber fantastic!!!!!!!!!!! They pretty much kicked ass, brought in the biggest crowd of the night and generally impressed the hell outta everyone. Only sucky part of that night was me not being able to drink cause of these meds I'm on!!! (only 2 days left for those) Then spent the next day at the Rice Harvest Festival, it was nice!!
But then Sunday happened....I did my thing, got tons of food ready, pumped up ready to watch some Dallas Football.....WOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOO......or so you think.....it started out bad, got better, then we had to go screw it all up!!!!!!! As always!!!!!! man...1-4 is just embarrassing....Jerry Jones needs to stop saying we're gonna do great things!!!!! That's when we jack up!!!! Man, I'm gonna let it go for now...my blood pressure is rising....well kids....I'm gonna go, go things to do....
I get to shampoo my carpet!!! Yay...............
Peace out!!!!!!!

FRIDAY!

So it's Friday again. WooHoo!!! I get to go see my hubby and his band play tonight! I haven't been able to go in a long time. But what sucks is I'm on meds that don't let me drink!!!! DAMNATION!!!!!!
Anyway....So I got totally excited that someone was gonna buy my Jeep so I could go get my Tahoe....but no...for some reason he was looking at a Range Rover in L.A. and it got sent to me....bummer...
I have nothing else to report other than I have found the bright spot in having to wake up an hour earlier to take my brother to school...I can now listen to Walton and Johnson in the morning! Those guys make my heart happy!!! Well it's off to frantically do homework before it's due!!!! Cheers and have a good weekend!!!!!!!

Not being a B****

Ok so I try very hard not to be an angry bitch.....but it so hard and I fail soooo often.( I'm sorry Matt I know I'm hard to live with!!!!!!!)(<--my poor husband) I don't understand the level of entitlement that society feels today. I mean sure they actually are entitled to alot of stuff, but should people really be able to just open their mouths and proceed to waste my oxygen?! Take my computer class last night...there are these three guys in the back that are obviously overqualified to be in the class and are only there because it is required. Instead of just sitting there, being helpful if necessary, and making an easy A they have to present themselves in the most obnoxious pompous way possible. They sit there and consistently challenge the teacher and talk to her in the most disrespectful way possible. Fine if you don't think she's doing a good job, switch classes, talk to her one on one after class, but don't disrupt the rest of class by carrying on side conversations with each other while the teacher is trying to teach the rest of us who haven't been working in the IT field for the past 20 freakin years!!!!! I have to sit there and literally calm myself! my heart starts pounding I get so mad! I really want to start a political movement.
I mean face it we really need to insert reality and common sense back into mainstream life. I occasionally consider taking poli sci classes just so I can know how to argue these things better.
So we are about to start getting sued by random third world countries (instigated by the ever fabulous UN).
Why? you ask....well apparently we the U.S. and maybe a few other countries that are "overdeveloped" are being sued for causing "global warming/the climate disturbance" that negatively affects underdeveloped countries (somehow) more than every other country? Umm yeah, for one over half the scientists in the world have already proven that this whole deal is out of our control, it is something that occurs naturally on our planet every how ever many years. If you want an example on how out of our hands it is here you go: over the past several years we have made progress on clearing  up the air and reducing pollution....and everyone is patting themselves on the back for being so eco minded....which is a good thing!....but.....remember that volcano in Iceland that spewed for weeks and cancelled flights all over the globe? well that eruption effectively cancelled out and then some every effort and stride forward we humans had made toward helping the ozone. And look....it was a natural occurrence! we had no control over it! just like every other volcano...they produce hundreds of times more air pollution than we do! This is not saying we're not screwing things up on our own, we seem to be really good at that too.
Ok I digress....got a little involved there for a minute...and to think I was contemplating more coffee......whoa.....
anyway....have a nice rest of your day, I have to go get mine really going....stupid dishes don't do themselves, plus the dog is trying to eat my daughters hair because apparently she believed that her breakfast would be way better on her head!!!! yay for teaching self sufficiency!!!!

Holy Cow!

Holy crap! I just looked at some of the ads on my page, and they're for Immigration Lawyers, to help Illegals! Man that really chaps my ass, I don't know how to change it! Freaking Crap!!!!!!!!!!

Freakin Dog

So what the crap am I supposed to do about my freakin dog!? I mean he is a super smart yet at the same time "special" German Shepherd 9 month old puppy. I know, I know the key word there was puppy, but still, he won't keep his freakin teeth to himself! To get any attention or basically for any reason, he keeps mouthing/ nipping at everyone plus eating or attempting to eat everything...I still don't know where that mop bucket went, I mean geez even the metal handle is missing. And he jumped my 6ft fence for the second time because of construction equipment behind my house. Anyway I'm lost, don't know what to do, can't afford some of these crazy expensive trainers around here.
Anyway looking forward to going to an orthopedic appointment in the morning, hope they don't just throw ibuprofen at me and call it good.
Found a food truck the other day and it is totally bling blinging! Yeah the whole outside is like diamond plated sheet metal...how sweet is that! Man I will be straight up BLINDING people going down the road! I think I would need theme music to drive it. That would be awesome.
So has anyone ever wanted to go to..say...home depot and just spend money? I don't really have anything I need...I just wanted to wander around and find cool stuff. Man that place is like crack...
And in case your wondering about the randomness of this post, I am simply procrastinating on doing homework....I feel it is not conducive to my well being right now.
In other news my daughter is still saying "shit" I don't know how much longer I can pass it off as "sit"....people are starting to catch on...plus I probably shouldn't find it so amusing....damn this parenting stuff! It was cool when I was just the Aunt and could teach them bad stuff, laugh at my sister and run away!
Ah well....still waiting for something awesome to happen, that way this blog can become interesting...although I feel like people could post comments to further that along. Kinda feel like that crazy person that talks to themselves and you just throw change at.
OH forgot, so went to the salon the other day, and had this Mexican lady do my hair, this woman had like peacock shades of blue and green as eyeshadow and crazy improbable red hair...I was scared...and I discovered that when you here "Ay No" (in Hispanic accent) that means that she just cut your bangs way to short! Awesome....
At least the color came out good, now I just have to wait a few weeks for the rest of it to look good, man I haven't had bangs this short (bangs period) since I was 8. So weird looking.
I am not leaving you any quotes today because I am trying to find out if I even legally can....so I'll get back to you on that.
Politics wise...honestly haven't been watching the news or anything it's all the same stuff right now anyway...
So we will leave it at People suck and make me angry on a regular basis. So Cheers have a good Monday.
Peace out.....

So Tired

Man, it has been three days of battle...me vs cold...I can't even tell who's winning right now. I hope it's me. I also get to be on meds that "react violently" with alcohol...yay... FML any way...once again at a boring part of life...no one is fighting, it hasn't really been funny, well my little sister got stung by a scorpion at the gym, that was amusing. I have acquired two of my brothers as roommates, one of which is in high school and I face the dilemma of making him go to school when I totally understand the early on set of senioritis. I have my daughter running around the house yelling poop and climbing the stairs ON THE OUTSIDE OF THE RAILING! And my husband tried to ride the dog earlier. So, yeah, normal shit. I think I'm gonna go live in Belize. On a positive note I apparently don't need to wear XL leggings anymore, down to a large...oh yeah....
I must speak about my Cowboys for a min...Lord knows I love my Boys and I was so nervous about the Texans game that my stomach hurt... I barely even drank! Roy Williams finally realized he was getting paid to actually play football. I just have to say that with the amount of talent going on on that team they better keep up the pace. I'm STILL hearing it from my in-laws about losing to their ass-hat Bears.
So this is another short one. I took benedryl and I'm feeling awesome! The bed is singing to me!
So here are some little tidbits....
Utah is progressing towards adopting a similar bill as Arizona...personally feel that this is AWESOME and hope Texas is next.
My special kids in the Army once again proved they don't learn from past mistakes and got caught with pics of them with dead bodies....man if your gonna do it fine...but don't email them all over the freakin FOB you tards! How many times are you guys gonna get caught with this stupid crap!
..........sorry got distracted by ESPN...............
Ok, ummmmmm yeah nevermind totally lost where I was going with the next one so we will move onto:
textsfromlastnight.com

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He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him

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On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.

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We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.