Freakin Dog

So what the crap am I supposed to do about my freakin dog!? I mean he is a super smart yet at the same time "special" German Shepherd 9 month old puppy. I know, I know the key word there was puppy, but still, he won't keep his freakin teeth to himself! To get any attention or basically for any reason, he keeps mouthing/ nipping at everyone plus eating or attempting to eat everything...I still don't know where that mop bucket went, I mean geez even the metal handle is missing. And he jumped my 6ft fence for the second time because of construction equipment behind my house. Anyway I'm lost, don't know what to do, can't afford some of these crazy expensive trainers around here.
Anyway looking forward to going to an orthopedic appointment in the morning, hope they don't just throw ibuprofen at me and call it good.
Found a food truck the other day and it is totally bling blinging! Yeah the whole outside is like diamond plated sheet metal...how sweet is that! Man I will be straight up BLINDING people going down the road! I think I would need theme music to drive it. That would be awesome.
So has anyone ever wanted to go to..say...home depot and just spend money? I don't really have anything I need...I just wanted to wander around and find cool stuff. Man that place is like crack...
And in case your wondering about the randomness of this post, I am simply procrastinating on doing homework....I feel it is not conducive to my well being right now.
In other news my daughter is still saying "shit" I don't know how much longer I can pass it off as "sit"....people are starting to catch on...plus I probably shouldn't find it so amusing....damn this parenting stuff! It was cool when I was just the Aunt and could teach them bad stuff, laugh at my sister and run away!
Ah well....still waiting for something awesome to happen, that way this blog can become interesting...although I feel like people could post comments to further that along. Kinda feel like that crazy person that talks to themselves and you just throw change at.
OH forgot, so went to the salon the other day, and had this Mexican lady do my hair, this woman had like peacock shades of blue and green as eyeshadow and crazy improbable red hair...I was scared...and I discovered that when you here "Ay No" (in Hispanic accent) that means that she just cut your bangs way to short! Awesome....
At least the color came out good, now I just have to wait a few weeks for the rest of it to look good, man I haven't had bangs this short (bangs period) since I was 8. So weird looking.
I am not leaving you any quotes today because I am trying to find out if I even legally can....so I'll get back to you on that.
Politics wise...honestly haven't been watching the news or anything it's all the same stuff right now anyway...
So we will leave it at People suck and make me angry on a regular basis. So Cheers have a good Monday.
Peace out.....